The Hassled High Schooler’s Horoscope: May

POLs are finally done, so it’s time to celebrate and relax! But, the struggle never ends for us students–MCAS and exams are all still on the way. Need some encouraging words to get you through the rest of the school year? Keep reading, and you’ll find all the advice you need.

Disclaimer: this horoscope was not reviewed by an actual astrologist, so take all advice with a pinch or two of salt.

Aries: May 21–May 19

You’re taking on some leadership roles this spring, Aries. You’ll be stepping up to take on new responsibilities and helping out some others in your community. And if you just read that and thought, ew, community service, you are the exact person who is going to be taking on those jobs! Accept it, because you’ve got this. Just keep that temper of yours down, Aries, the world needs a leader with a cool head.

Taurus: May 20–May 20

Okay, Taurus, it’s time to go touch some grass. No, seriously, this May is going to be a big adventure for you (and I don’t mean changing your coffee order at Dunkins). Get out and about, explore a bit, and let your friends drag you along to have a fun night out. You never know, Taurus, you might actually enjoy it! 

Gemini: May 21–June 21

Oh, Gemini. So you’ve realized you’re broke? What else is new? Don’t worry, this May will bring savings as green as the turf field (we all know nothing’s actually growing this time of year, other than your debt). A piggy bank may be useful, to put away some Easter money you might have gotten. This spring is all about budgeting and making sure you’ll have enough this summer to do all the things you enjoy. Rein in your impulses, Gemini, and the cash will pile right up.

Cancer: June 22–July 22

You’re seeing some new connections this spring, Cancer! Maybe you’ve found a new friend with the same interests, or just someone who really clicks. It doesn’t even have to be a person! You might find a new hobby or activity that you really enjoy, and decide that it is exactly your thing. Cancers are known for being passionate about the things they like, so your effort will pay off in these new endeavors. 

Leo: July 23–August 22

You’re on your own, Leo. Being independent is your new thing this May, and you’re gonna love it! Doing things by yourself isn’t as hard as it may seem, and you might even find that you get further without the, ahem, distraction of others. Being yourself is what you do best, Leo, and taking your own path will help you grow. You do you!

Virgo: August 23–September 22

Virgo, you are seriously vibing this spring. You’ve got everything under control (for once), and things seem to be going your way lately. Have some fun, break out of your shell, and just enjoy life for a while. Make sure to appreciate the opportunities you get, Virgo, and you’ll get the most out of everything you do.

Libra: September 23–October 23

The spotlight is on you this May, Libra. In the past you’ve tended to make the rounds, making sure everyone feels heard and seen but now it’s your turn to step up and have people hear you! I know you have a lot of ideas you’re just itching to get out — now is the time to put them up there! Remember that you can’t keep everyone happy, though I know that’s always your goal. Even under the pressuring eyes of others, Libra, make sure you keep a balance.

Scorpio: October 24–November 21

This spring is all about expression for you, Scorpio. I know, I know, as if you weren’t dramatic enough. Really, though, you won’t be letting anyone get in the way of who you are and who you want to be. You’re the star of the show, and you’ll have everyone know it. Don’t forget to inspire others with this newfound confidence, Scorpio. It really is contagious! 

Sagittarius: November 22–December 21

You’re jumping out of your comfort zone this May, Sagittarius! It’s time to take risks, maybe get out a bit, and see what the reward might be. No, this risk doesn’t mean climbing Mount Everest — though you can definitely try that if you’re feeling bold enough — it means stepping outside of the cozy bubble you keep to get more excitement in your life. I’m not saying you’re boring, Sagittarius, but you’ll never know unless you try!

Capricorn: December 22–January 19

Plot twist! Some unexpected changes are coming for you this May, Capricorn. And by change, I don’t mean that D you have will magically round up to an A. However, you will be breaking out of routine so it could be a good time to throw out some, ahem, certain bad habits that could be the cause of that grade. Keep your cool, Capricorn, and you’ll take these improvements in your stride.

Aquarius: January 20–February 18

Do my eyes deceive me? Is that Aquarius…relaxing? I see you being all zen over there! This May is all about chill for you, and it’s definitely gonna feel good after that crazy winter you just had. Make sure you take this time to just sit back and let everything play out till it’s time to get back on your grind. Happy napping, Aquarius!

Pisces: February 19–May 20

You’ve got a friend in me, Pisces! Good times are ahead this spring, and it’s time to spend them with the people you love. You may find your existing friendships getting closer, or even finding new people you connect with. You may be quiet and reserved at first, but those who are really interested in knowing you will see past that to your more fun side. Enjoy it Pisces, and you’ll bring up the mood of everyone in the room.

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