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Kidnap your boyfriend. I know it sounds drastic, but it’s really the only way to do it. Blindfold him and disguise your voice so you can ask him about how committed he is to you.
There’s a variety of ways you can go about getting your crush’s attention, and it really depends on the person and your preexisting relationship with them. My tip, however, is that when you want someone to notice you in a romantic way, mail them a dead bird.